Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
