just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Randomize
