and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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