you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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