So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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