Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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