We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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