your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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