Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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