Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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