Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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