i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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