It's like God shit irony all over that family
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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