I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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