Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
