woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Sext me about skeletons
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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