How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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