What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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