My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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