Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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