i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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