I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I've blown a few things in my day
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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