How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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