You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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