are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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