Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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