I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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