dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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