he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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