Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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