do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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