just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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