So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
