Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
