and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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