god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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