Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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