Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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