This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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