we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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