Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Randomize
