she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Will you blow on my dice?
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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