new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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