You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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