bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
its liver damage thursday
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