Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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