so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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