Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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