Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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