Whod you bang
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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